Sigh.

Yes, it's over 9 freaking days early. 411 responses in 5 days. Somewhat rediculous especially coming from my perspective (which is reading 411 entries).

Before I announce the winner, I'd like to start by saying that I am a huge horses ass. A big one. Like, I would be one of those horses that prance around in the snow in like.. Times Square in the Budweiser commercials. I had NO idea how hard it was going to be to pick one winner. Harder still to decide *after* I compiled the short-list of finalists. What a monumental task.

Anyway. I decided to award one grand prize, and two runner-up prizes. The grand prize being the aformentioned and very sexy 3 month subscription. You can guess what the runners-up get. If I could buy everyone on DA a subscription.. trust me I would. The bills for my prostitutes are just piling up though. And those sex toys..

Anyway! 3 marriage proposals, 20 comments describing ones anatomy/bodily functions, and various other interesting, amusing, and silly responses later here are the winners.

Grand Prize: *c0rtex with his entry:

brb, tornado :\

Runner Up: *stele with his entry:

I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

Runner Up: *shutupjuice with her entry:

its so cold that my tits can cut through steel .. wanna rob a bank?



So there you have it.

Please please PLEASE check back here every month for more contests. This next month I'm thinking of a riddle, or making people take particular photos (See: The Sexy Deviants). I will be giving away AT LEAST one subscription a month while I still posess a job.

For those morbidly curious, here was my short-list of finalists.:

~davewags, ~satirick, *celestialspirity , ~freehand, ~nightlink, ~ sarahsheepbaton, ~killzone, ~fila, ~ caitiefooshoo.